I have no idea what I am doing...

plasticstrawsmuggler:

deathtokillian:

deathtokillian:

deathtokillian:

deathtokillian:

deathtokillian:

deathtokillian:

deathtokillian:

It’s Monday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Tuesday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Wednesday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Thursday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Friday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Saturday did you take your medicine ?

It’s Sunday did you take your medicine ?

This actually reminded me to take my meds, thank you

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roblawmusik:

restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8

me: honey i never stop serving

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theglowpt2:

fantastic mr. fox (2009): wow what a creative adaptation and unique children’s movie!

isle of dogs (2018): wow wes anderson sure does love dogs…

sexy tiger voiced by jeff goldblum (2026): wes anderson is a furry oh my god he’s a fucking f

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animewelfare:

peteseeger:

lesbwian:

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vampiredick:

wwinchester:

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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do9:

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poonbo-mcbean:

lintherubbishbin:

fandom-apocalypse-42:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

legitimatelala:

signlesstheredbloodedtroll:

toriana2nice:

toriana2nice:

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

😨

New cryptid

Uh. Ok. Well, so, humans DO reflect light from the back of their eyes. It’s what causes red eyes in photos with flash.

Cocaine makes your pupils WIDE OPEN just like animals at night and the camera auto-adjusts for color, usually assuming the brightest color should be corrected to look mostly white

So…. No, this is just a naked crackhead…

a little less interesting, and yet so much more comforting

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